VERSE 1
Well there’s not a single K within my name.
And I barely have a tenth of your YouTube fame.
And you’ve toured the world, albeit with your choir,
And I know you have your sights set much higher,

Okay, what’s my point? Well, I’ll explain.
See, we’re both music majors, therefore certifiably insane.
I hear a story where you stalked a particular celebrity.
And I guess I was just wondering . . . if you could do the same for me?

Would you stalk me (like you stalked Bruce Willis?)
Would you get in your car and chase me down the street?
Maybe I can creep you out by singing this song,
You could creep me out following me all day long,
And maybe we won’t seem so creepy when we finally meet.

VERSE 2
Believe me, I know I’m no Edward Cullen,
But at least I understand the proper use of the semicolon.
And though you may find it a bit perplexing,
When you talk about grammar, it’s dead sexy.

Okay. We’re into the same stuff.
Musical theatre and Harry Potter, can’t get enough.
The Hoedown Throwdown was a challenge, and you took it.
Plus you love the Disney channel . . . okay, nobody’s perfect. I’ll overlook it.

Would you stalk me (like you stalked Bruce Willis?)
Would you get in your car and chase me down the street?
I know that this all seems pretty strange
But let me reassure you, I’m not deranged,
Maybe I can creep you out by singing this song,
You could creep me out following me all day long,
And maybe we won’t seem so creepy when we finally meet.

BRIDGE
I really think that we can make this work,
And at the risk of sounding like a jerk,
I believe in love at first video, and
I think I am a pretty diehard fan!

VERSE 3
See, I like you. And that’s a problem, ‘cause I find,
That in your videos, you are absolutely out of your mind.
But I guess it’s not entirely your fault
That you come off as kind of maniacal.

Okay, don’t be mad. Let’s be clear.
I mean, it’s not like I’m playing with a full deck myself, here.
And I think I can match your insanity, pound for pound
I mean, hell, I’m singing you this song asking you to follow me around!

Would you stalk me (like you stalked Bruce Willis?)
Would you get in your car and chase me down the street?
I know this request sounds really weird,
And I know you prefer me without a beard,
It’s bizarre, I know, but let’s give it a try,
The choir girl and that band guy.
Maybe I can creep you out by singing this song,
You could creep me out following me all day long,
And maybe we won’t seem so creepy when we finally meet.